What is happening out there

Why are people always trying to sell me vape carts in the DM's?
#bluesky #vapecarts #Dms #scams #flams #floogles #blueskyscams #carts #vapelife #vapenaitch #vapournature

Check out my #spacehey for strange early 2000s style blogs that have irreverently go on about whatever I did that day.

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If you liked the AI tweets, and you should go back a check, I have an unlimited hate in my heart for you and you are investarded, you will never understand so don't bother trying to fathom this within your tiny cryptic mind

It turns out I still have demons to slay, this time they are external. I am in the process of destroying a demon, and he has only seen the emotional, artistic side of me. Soon, should he continue to choose darkness, I will show him a world of artistic violence he could never even imagine

#PencilSketch #SketchArt #DrawingInspiration #ArtisticExpression #SketchDaily #PencilArt #ArtCommunity #CreativeProcess #IllustrationArt #TraditionalArt

Bob 0denkirK will always have a place in my heart even if everyone tried to compromise my safety and security by leaking my email passwords! you fucks! fuck you! you email hacking bitch!

dangernomics is my new field of study, the field is very dangerous and edgy and makes me the same, a cool edgy guy who studies fringe ideas. Welcome to dangernomics!

love yourself, love your neighbour, love your enemies, love everyone. I don't mean to sound extreme, but if you are unable to love someone has taken something from you and you need to fight and get it back

I just want to end my life with a thin shortie who whips burrata without complaint, we need it whipped to go in the soup and I am busy, with respect, eating your ass so please whip the burrata and either stay quiet or get real loud, whichever is your vocal preference

Carrots are obsessed with sex,
Consumed with greed, and peppers,
What does sausage on a skillet say?
It sits, writhes and screams in pain.

#CarrotConfessions #GreedyVeggies #PepperPassion #SizzlingSausage #SkilletStories #FoodieFables #VeggieVices #CulinaryChaos #WhimsicalFood #GastronomicGossip

I haven't done any drawings because I am sick, so sick that you all need to send me money because then I can go live life on my terms, stress free and free of the sickness that pervades me

why does it hurt when I press on the outside of my lip? the sore is on the other side! is it because my sharp little goblin teeth are digging around in the wound, causing further annoyance and damage

I bit the inside of my lip eating pizza, I showed Kody the bite mark and he was disgusted not only at having to look at an open wound but having to look at a broken person who cannot control himself and gets too excited when he eats pizza

if you don't stand up for yourself nobody will stand up for you not even if you get high on heroin and forget the spoon on the stove and let your collection of rare luxury guitars burn down in the aftermath.

Anthony Kiedis used to run and cannonball sideways into John Frusciante and try to aggressively hurt him and John didn't have the balls to stand up to a guy who is hurting him and writing about how cool it is to be a drug addict while he was going through that for real. Stand up for yourself!

Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that, that, that, that, that

Life isn't an arcade machine,
You don't put coins in and get to play.

#EmbraceChallenges #CreateYourOwnPath #LifeIsAJourney #NoShortcuts #LearnFromMistakes #GrowthThroughAdversity #Persistence #PayOff #FindYourWisdom #Experience #EveryExperienceCounts #LiveLearnGrow #LifeLessons

FILL IN THE BLANK!

Ownership is a frame of mind unless you are the thing being owned, then it feels a lot like ______.

#fillintheblank #blankspace #inbetween #ownership #fill #in #dat #blank #blankspots #missingtime #missingwords #missingletters #missing

Tim Horton's is owned by brasillions, which is crazy because it is worth bazillions. Burger King is owned by Tim Horton's which is crazy because the king of all burgers is getting told what to do by a mid-rate hockey player who had to retire due to concussion issues

has anyone ever noticed there wrestlers are parading around basically nude? like, we have all seen a naked person so when we see these 90% nakeds its pretty obvious what is kind of going on here you know?