What is happening out there

What will be the next plane crash? Maybe one with fireworks this time? It would be big, bold and beautiful, fireworks underscoring the extreme gravity of watching people have to escape a tiny aluminum tube they chose to possibly die in

the TMNT pizza maker is just a George Foreman grill basically guys if you arent getting a mental image I think it was in the form of Mikey's face

Teenage mutant ninja turtles pizza launcher is an amazing and great toy for children who can handle the extreme violence of flying foam disks but Teenage mutant ninja turtles pizza maker is a toy for fat children who will grow up to work in a pizzeria

the labia is the most slappable part of the pussy, thats a medical fact, the lips are pretty slappable, great for slapping with a crotch but if you want a good old hand slap you want to be slapping the labia pretty much, again maybe the lips we arent talking a full blown slap my guy chill out a bit

If you make an image of yourself you should try inserting self love, I mean you can give yourself abs and some cut shoulders, I don't mean make an image of yourself self-pleasuring thats fucking wild bro

Where are all my friends? Why are they not on bluesky? Why are the people I have chosen as my squad and pride failed me on such a grand level? Was it my expectations or their lack of will?

What is important to you? Is it security, safety and honoring a legacy you never were trying to uphold? For me it is danger, without a little danger security is an extortion payment. Safety never tested will inevitably fail!

@globalchaletretro.bsky.social is now available! View past snarky comments and ironic forms of advertising that were the social norm in 2013-2016 and I did much before and much after that for a form of entertainment.

Someone just told me I saved their life. With respect I fixed the mistakes you made but then you made a mistake again equating your struggle to those who are in literal mortal danger so chill

Five presses for power, two presses to prepare yourself and one press to get what you want.

That is proper bench press for, everyone doing reps of five or three need to wake up and get on the eight rep system I am going on about!

If you give a man an entire lake he will drain it or sell the rights to nestle, don't let these corporations or these corporate people trick you. Life is not about ownership it's about having people confirm your personhood I mean come on is everyone not 35 years old and studying philosophy?

The cage is a place where I share my thoughts and come up with new ideas, it's where we play the game cage a where we all learned to man the fuck up and keep running even though you are tired as shit and don't want to run anymore you can't lose that championship bud keep running

I am a social butterfly because the effects of my interactions cause chaos that reaches far beyond the bounds of what I believed realistically possible.

Maybe one day someone will make a game with necromancers and zombies and vampires and it will be cool, not just lame and about having sex with someone or killing one guy who is inevitably inconsequential to the universe

Having a blue sky is like having unlimited power, fun, but also, wondering why everyone else doesn't have unlimited power is taxing upon the mind

my dream is to become rich and famous and then say it was lame anyway and go back to barrie and chill with my niggas because IMO this is the quickest path to getting the Globalchalet 5 piece back together full time and these guys all seem to have shit to do in there 30s

Every night when you go out to the bar, Global Chalet still loves you and Global Chalet is still there. Every hung over morning while tasting breakfast, is Global Chalet not there?

#globalchalet #global #chalet #sayings #truth #bartalk

Bitter regrets.

Inevitable frustrations.

Troubles.

Cold despairs.

Owned utilities.

Inward sufferings.

Neurotic anxieties.

#poetry #poem #economic #poems

My first and only truly loved neopet was a Jub Jub I had a Trex and a Wolf but they were only peons who i never loved and would give their daily rewards to my spoiled ass Jub Jub

Gold is of equal value to a nepo kid's shitty ideas

#GoldMarket #GoldInvesting #PreciousMetals #GoldPrices #InvestmentStrategy #MarketTrends #WealthPreservation #GoldTrading #FinancialFreedom #CommodityInvesting

Dark Souls is the greatest trilogy of all time, there was no better thing for me because it is in the form of three! Maintain deep understanding of Gordonomics!

I am not an insane person I am a person with forms of sanity that are alternative. I am just as sane as the next person, maybe even more sane, but I also am alternative in my sanity and my understanding. I am sane, not insane, alternative sanity!

I am like Akago, which i know is not his real name, but I am hoping not to be absorbed into my evil progenation. I have boiled my existence down into a small child and now the child is beginning to grow, believing to have it's own free will. If you try to eat me from the inside out I will die tho

Bluesky will one day be a capitalist hellhole that is dictated by analytics and economics! Mark my words!

#bluesky #classism #classic #class #clASS #bigfatclass #upperclass #management #lowerclass #managed #analyticalthinking #analyticallifestyle #newwave #oldwave #permanentwave