What is happening out there

If you eat a penny and then wait until the market shifts and then poop out the penny the penny might be worth more than the penny was originally worth but it will have poop all over it, possibly adding or detracting to the value based on market economics of what it means to be covered in poop

I have written over 500 poems and you haven't read any of them, probably because you wouldn't understand them because you are uneducated and even if you were educated you probably have the attention span of a small child and intellectual capability of a moronic toddler who still shits in their pants

Elder Scrolls online is trying to get me to pay to be a necromancer but necromancy is a lifestyle not a simple monetary choice, image the smell of dead bodies and having to be around that all the time and now you are saying that is going to cost me $12USD? That's not market value homie

I feel like THC is my Sampson's hair, that if I don't have high grade THC coursing through my veins I might not be able to take sword shots to the forearm like a badass, but it could also be the hair because I also never have cut my hair off

When I die, I somehow expect a Pan-like character to show up from behind a curtain and laugh cutely and then say he says we are on to the next act, like my life is a big show but not even a good show that people are watching, it's a mid-level stageshow.

If Kevin is the main character the best way this story ends is with an anti-hero showing up with a machine gun on top of a speedboat and just reign down on this guy while he hanging out with his friends, this is not a threat just really good storytelling!

You look like the last shit I took

#elegant #elliotoffen

AI is the best

#contrarian #ArtisticExpression #counterculture #neworiginalthought #ArtisticExpression #regression #ArtisticExpression #insanity #vangoghref

To all the crypto keepers following me nobody gives a fuck about your progressive bullshit, if anything your doing regressive pre egyptian politics anyway. Unless you give me $500 on PayPal you aren't real.

#crypto #cryptkeepers #findom #money #talks #ethereum

😍😍 Imagine not even being as based and kino as me 😍😍

I probably wouldn't be so obsessed coolness and I would have achieved more 😪

But maybe not even 😰😰

Then I got #surgepriced on the fucking #uber because we live in a #hypercapitalist society and the #coolest person I have met in the entire process is the uber guy, he is super chill and kino

#barrietransit are a bunch of morons, my bus just never came, a guy in a Barrie transit sweater pulls out his phone and and tells me I know more than him about the bus service. Some of these drivers are good people but god damn the incompetence is unreal

#InfusrEnergy #EnergyDrinkSketch #DrinkDesign #SketchArt #CreativeConcepts #BeverageBranding #EnergyBoost #ArtisticDesign #ProductSketch #InnovativeDrinks #TimHortons #InfusrEnergyDrink #SketchArt #DrinkDesign #EnergyBoost #CreativeConcept #ArtInspiration #BeverageInnovation #SketchingIdeas

#PencilSketch #ArtInProgress #Sketching #DrawingDaily #ArtisticExpression #PencilArt #Sketchbook #CreativeProcess #IllustrationArt #ArtCommunity #SingerSketch #ArtisticExpression #MusicIllustration #CreativeDrawing #PortraitArt #SketchingTalent #ArtCommunity #MusicianArt #VisualMusic

#PencilSketches #ArtInProgress #SketchDaily #DrawingCommunity #ArtisticExpression #Sketchbook #IllustrationArt #CreativeProcess #PencilArt #ArtisticJourney #LilDebbie #HipHop #MusicArtist #RapQueen #NewMusic #IndieArtist #FemaleRapper #MusicCommunity #ViralTracks #SupportLocalArtists

This is post 181, which if you read every one is like 181 punches to the fucking neck. So consider yourself a part of the neck punch club, where we test each other for weakness constantly by punching each other in the neck. Some of us have insane bravado, inviting neck punches openly

Me: I wrote something cute in the snow

Her: Oh Babe, what did you write, my name?

Me: I wrote what was important to me, I'm sorry.

What cheese is supposed to be in my red pepper soup? Why won't it cream perfectly like at @saltyblonde.bsky.social @bagelbard.bsky.social ?? Whoa, are those two people the right profile? Is #randyfeltis even on #bluesky?

#FeltisFam #StickWithFelt #Whatcheeseisthat #FeltisLife #FeltisLove #Feltis