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Pierre Poilievre is a 45 year old twink, how is nobody saying this?

#PierrePoilievre #CanadianPolitics #ConservativeLeader #PoliticalDebate #Canada2025 #Leadership #PolicyDiscussion #PoliticalNews #Election2025 #GovernmentAccountability

How do I tell people that all the posts are ironic but say it in a way that is also post-ironic and confusing to the listener but has memorable forms of nostalgia like some egyptian heiroglyphs type shit to guide you through

This is bluesky, not your own personal social media application, that you spent millions developing as well as decades of work, have some respect

#Bluesky #SocialMedia #Decentralized #TechInnovation #DigitalCommunity #OpenPlatform #UserEmpowerment #ContentCreation #Networking #FutureOfSocial

If you can't handle the iron, get out the metal forge you are in the space the iron, where it normally resides and you are formally in it's space

Iron Fingers, Iron Soul. I run iron along my thighs, I run iron about my mind. Iron, is the man inside, Iron nitrous oxide keeps my gums aligned. I run, that aside Iron decides my every stride.

#iron #MetallicMetaphors #SteelStanzas #ForgedInWords #IronPoets #StrengthInVerse #BlueskyPoetry

If I get in the clinch with you I am going to get defensive but if you catch me in the right moment I might give you a passionate kiss thats just life homie

Sometimes when I post you are not feeling what I am feeling with respect the only thing I ever do is make shit that actually does make people laugh. if you felt something else you should have laughed. my shit is an early episode of the simpsons maybe rethink your entire life from this moment forward

I am all about the individual if you come to me as a group of I will show you so much disrespect it will be unreal because I need to disrespect all of your clan. You arent shit and everyone you brought with you is a bitch and they have never done anything in my eyes fuck them and fuck you too

If the world were just you and me I would probably choose peace but there are so many of you I choose violence until there is only one left

#Peace #EndViolence #PeacefulWorld #StopTheViolence #Harmony #PeacefulProtest #ViolencePrevention #UnityInDiversity #CompassionOverConflict #TogetherForPeace

Going forward there will be no elements of hip hop or the hip hop genre in the Globalchalet, we only play strict jazz standards and heavy metal covers of pop songs

My friends all call me the clean one because I wipe my ass so thoroughly you can't even smell shit if you put your nose right up to my ass most of my friends have double checked and would still double check for me because we are that good of friends

Even if wiping my ass was gay I would still do it which probably says something about my position in the gay sex hierarchy because there are probably gay guys also not wiping their ass and making strange posts about being obsessed about it on bluesky and I am the clean one

I am currently in a place of unloved anger so I hope you will all support me on this path no matter what terrible choices I continue to make as my rage ultimately decides my decisions

I plan to make thousands of posts from this account until it becomes cultural, colorful and full of a reason you can begin to understand, not like Zuck's fucking mess over on Facebook. Like are you supposed to be a wizard of loneliness hanging out in the metaverse or a retarded boomer on facebook?

Out there amongst people there is a race of goblins and they look exactly like us, I know you don't want to believe this but I loved a goblin girl and she was gobblin it up if you get what I am saying dawg

If I could do one thing one last time I would probably go the the Mexican House but they close so early I would probably show up and it would be closed and God would tell me I should make better choices because if this is my favourite place I should know the hours but I did I just wanted to see it

the world is spinning, so next time you are too drunk and get the spins just realize that you are not too fucked up you are just falling into planetary alignment but the consequence of that is that you might puke because you have too much drinks in your tummy

If you put a blade up to my hand and sliced the digits, I wouldn't feel a thing, it wouldn't even cut me. My fingers are unsliceable, each finger more powerful than the last whether you count pinky to thumb or thumb to pinky. I CANNOT and WILL NOT have my fingers sliced off!

If Corey Feldman is ripping off Michael Jackson then why is he also not ripping off Hall and Oates? And Rick James?

#PopMusic #NewMusic #PopHits #MusicLovers #ChartToppers #PopCulture #MusicVibes #PopArtists #MusicCommunity

I wonder to myself often if people have a number that shows up in their life repetitiously in a scary type of way like I do but I realize that actually asking someone will not confirm my paranoia because if someone asked me that shit upfront how I am saying I would deny it as well

I want a sexy italian wife but I cannot accept gelato in my life it is not real ice cream it doesnt have the amazing textural quality that I need and if she brings that shit out to the table when I am in a moment of fullness I might have a crash out so I am not ready for that responsibility yet

If I were a vampire I would spend most of my time in bat form, flying around with my brothers eating bugs and shit I think if I were a vampire I would have a pretty simple life but we would always be eating bugs and dodging by each other in the night because that's what we do

#PencilSketches #ArtInProgress #SketchArt #DrawingDaily #Sketchbook #ArtisticExpression #PencilArt #Illustration #CreativeProcess #Sketching #ArtCommunity #TraditionalArt #FineArt #InstaArt #ArtLovers #VisualArt #ArtisticJourney #ValeriePoxleitner #MusicArtist #IndieMusic #SingerSongwriter #Lights

Andre the Giant had spinal issues and Hulk Hogan self reported he made the decision that he should pick him up and throw him on his spine and fuck it up, he said it was legit because his hips were fucked and he was going to do a leg drop after and fuck his own back up so they could be back brothers

Billy Bragg is an amazing human being, and he once said that the most important thing is to constantly be engaged, and be involved with the people and process but he also thinks that The Clash is an essential group critical to the progression of good music, sometimes his thoughts are a bit grandiose