What is happening out there

I'm going to get a Jeeves tattoo on my thigh so I can slap my dick on his face. A bit gay, sure, but definitely worth it for free entry into the mansion nightclub.

Spanking is not sexual its violence especially when its a fully grown woman getting a bare ass spank and they let out a small grunt which makes me blush but I'm trying to hide it I better hit this bitch on the ass again before she catches me

If you pay me six figures I'll do basically anything except all the shit that is against my morals and ethics and also if it takes up too much time I'm not really into it because I'll get disenchanted. Also I'm mostly into manual labour I hate doing repetitive tasks so make it work for me

If my family starts following me here they will learn what I am really like but they will also be more woke because it's an alternative platform so hopefully they learn to respect what they have no understanding of

If jagmeet didn't get his double wide driveway we might live in a world where he learnt responsibility and morality but instead we get this guy who is completely unelectable taking up an electoral spot where only 3 mawfks even get the stage

Mexican wrestling is the best wrestling, I'm not Mexican so I dot have full appreciation for it but I mean obviously these guys are flying all over the place and not getting put on their face like MJF

If bluesky didn't exist, how would I blueski? Blueskiing has become such an essential and critical part of my life I'm not even sure I existed before the platform

The bus driver just made a little speech, I was impressed, I have never been given such a positive and uplifting bus talk! Usually it's about whiskey near the back from a guy drinking straight out of the bottle.

Pubs should be used to refer to any public thing. Public washroom? That's a pub! Public park? Now it's a pub! And you should be able to drink at pubs! They are pubs for Christ's sake! This might cause problems for some but for the drunken Sloven public it will be perfect!

If I were clever I would be a fox but I'm just a simple rabbit all I know how to do is look funny when I jump and thump the ground for danger

I think we should give milli vanilli back their Grammy everyone is fake as fuck and they all lip sync now anyway, what's the difference? At least milli wasn't giving simulated blowjobs to vanilli, although maybe we cut them off at right time. We will never truly know.

Kane was the best wrestler, Alex Koch is lucky he didn't engage me further this guy was about to listen to me talk about Kane nonstop, and when I talk about Kane I also talk about Glen Jacobs, the real life, even scarier version of Kane.

If you want to be my new best friend get your application ready because I need someone who has high credentials in glazing and compassion and I don't want to see any government politics on there, I better not see liberal or conservative in that work history son